Pasture E: Making Yourself Unavailable

...to the dating market, that is. Usually because there is someone in the picture whom you want to try to work things out with, or he/she is some type of maniac asking your for exclusivity although he/she refuses to be with you officially. Wtf? Yes. I know.

Anyway... so you've got all the elements there, communication, chemistry, great sex. Maybe one of you is intimidated by a label and refuses to give the other person a little wiggle room, or maybe you're both fucktarded and don't notice that... hello, you're already in some sort of relationship but hey, let's call it something else... or some sort of shit like that. Yet, there are no commandments/rules & regulations or even a decent mutually beneficial agreement carved in stone. How smart is this?

Yes, this can make you crazy too. So stop confusing yourself.

I have nothing positive to say about this pasture, especially when said "partner" comes at you with some bullshit like "we've never officially been together," or "we've never officially broken up." Uhhhhhhh.... really? Well, in the state where I live, if you stop touching your spouse for over two years (that's 2 for you nonspellers), it is considered abandonment and is actually grounds for a di-fucking-vorce.

You tell me I can't get any from you, because you refuse to give it to me, and that I can't go out and find it elsewhere, and STILL expect me to find "it" among other things like affection, appreciation, respect, and acknowledgment, for you without any sort of reciprocation? I'm sorry, that's about the time when you sit your partner down and call it quits.

Do or let do, live or let live. If not, go fuck yourself.

The positives of Pasture E are:

-Awesome sex with someone who knows how to really work your buttons, when they fucking feel like it.

-Companionship... when... ditto.

-Some sort of involvement in your life... oh wait, ditto.

Uh... this is harder than I thought. Never mind.